OH THE RAPTURE!

OH THE RAPTURE!

.....err maybe not. :/

I wonder what this is?

Current Location:

H2.0 - FINALLY I'M SOOOOO TIRED! -_-

Current Mood:

amused

Current Music:

nada right now

Hmm this looks interesting. ;D

Week 55 (+21) SCORPIO FOREVER!

55

-Restaurant slang for root beer.


Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that due to changes in the Earth's alignment the dates of many zodiac signs have changed, according to NBC. In addition, there may be a 13th Zodiac sign: Ophiuchus.

Kunkle says that as the Earth and Sun slowly move the signs gradually change, as expected.

The change didn't happen over night either. The 12 signs were designated to different periods of the year almost 3,000 years ago, when astrology began, and since then the Earth's position in relation to the sun has changed.

While the sign many people were born under may now be different, it shouldn't affect horoscope readings, according to NBC.

See if your Zodiac sign has changed below.

The New Dates:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20


Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29 = only 6 days it is a conspiracy against us Scorpios!

FRAK YOU MAN SCORPIO FOREVER! (I really dunno why this bugs me so much O.o but it does.) I am so a Scorpio and not a Libra. Who is this Parke Kunkle and what does he think he is to mess with everyone's signs. I think that blogosphere has spoken!




Anyway this guy below is right!





^I was thinking this same thing. The heavens have had one Hell of a decade.



^I'm going with this. Suck it Parke Kunkle! Even if fools get screwed ober from '09 forward I'm a '80s baby. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!








(Yes I'm nuts thanls for asking!)

week 43 (+8) Fitness to Survive the Apocalypse

43

-George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States. (<--This is why the apocalypse is nigh and you need to get ZombieFit! lol)



I think in the past I've mentioned my interest in Parkour. Anyway I was on this site called Shrink Geek when they brought up an alternative exercise program called Zombiefit. The tag line for their program is "Fitness to Survive the Apocalypse" and somewhere in the back of my mind I heard banjos playing and thought hipster apocalyptic nuts with a side order of LMAO cool-ness.

Watch this:


Now tell me that does not look fun and very VERY awesome!

What a interesting and fun way to get fit (and get away from your flesh eating neighbors XD).

Vampires Suck movie = EPIC WIN!

^That is all

I LOL'd 'til I cried

Ok not really but it is funny!

Just another reason

This is just one reason that Etsy entertains me for hours each day (yes that is sad but XP suck it lol). This is taken from the "Dirty Sanchez" (yeah it is what you think) soap shop's description of her soap called:

"caffeine"

"you know those mornings when you’re just so full of hate – for getting out of bed, for facing another day at your dumb job, for your stupid neighbor who steals your paper and lets his dog wiz on your fence? those mornings when you feel like slashing tires and tripping old ladies? those mornings when you just want to punch a baby deer? yeah, this soap won’t help any of that... you probably need a therapist and some prozac.

but for those less-psychotic mornings when you just can’t quite figure out if you should aim for the coffee maker or the shower first, my caffeine soap is just what the head-shrinker ordered. made with a super-rich blend of oils, real ground coffee for gentle exfoliation and natural color, and scented with a delicious combo of coffee and vanilla (think Trademarked Overpriced Quasi-Italian Blended Frozen Espresso Drink,) this bar should carry you through until your actual coffee kicks in. and if not? at least you’ll be clean."

OH NOES I'M BACK AGAIN!

So I just stumbled across THE BEST t-shirt shop this side of Zion!

It is called 8 Apparel!

LOL I know what I'm getting Paul for Christmas! Oh snap have I not come across something this funny since I got Paul This t-shirt as part of his Christmas as a jab and tongue-in-check lol at LDS male culture a Christmas or two ago. And guess what his P-day tees from me will be *insert EVIL older sister Grinch like grin here* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Some of my favorite tees:




*Must plaster kid brother with funny t-shirt that make other wonder about his sanity (all the while knowing they should be questioning mine instead)*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!111

OH MAN EDIT:
I just stumbled across another site/store and this one is just as good (bad!?)lol!

Seriously So Blessed

*A MEGA SHOUT GOES UP FROM ACROSS ZION AND MOST OF ALL FROM PROVO* to quote the Craig's fan gurl fan club (hee hee hee @ Craig)

If your not reading "What Mormons Like"

...then you are taking yourself to serious.

From their mission statement: "Helping Mormons Laugh at Themselves Because They Feel Guilty Mocking Others."

You have to be able to laugh at yourself lol plus it is good clean fun to start each morning. Give it a go and get laughing.

*goes off chortling to self*