Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Just another reason
This is just one reason that Etsy entertains me for hours each day (yes that is sad but XP suck it lol). This is taken from the "Dirty Sanchez" (yeah it is what you think) soap shop's description of her soap called:
"caffeine"
"you know those mornings when you’re just so full of hate – for getting out of bed, for facing another day at your dumb job, for your stupid neighbor who steals your paper and lets his dog wiz on your fence? those mornings when you feel like slashing tires and tripping old ladies? those mornings when you just want to punch a baby deer? yeah, this soap won’t help any of that... you probably need a therapist and some prozac.
but for those less-psychotic mornings when you just can’t quite figure out if you should aim for the coffee maker or the shower first, my caffeine soap is just what the head-shrinker ordered. made with a super-rich blend of oils, real ground coffee for gentle exfoliation and natural color, and scented with a delicious combo of coffee and vanilla (think Trademarked Overpriced Quasi-Italian Blended Frozen Espresso Drink,) this bar should carry you through until your actual coffee kicks in. and if not? at least you’ll be clean."
"caffeine"
"you know those mornings when you’re just so full of hate – for getting out of bed, for facing another day at your dumb job, for your stupid neighbor who steals your paper and lets his dog wiz on your fence? those mornings when you feel like slashing tires and tripping old ladies? those mornings when you just want to punch a baby deer? yeah, this soap won’t help any of that... you probably need a therapist and some prozac.
but for those less-psychotic mornings when you just can’t quite figure out if you should aim for the coffee maker or the shower first, my caffeine soap is just what the head-shrinker ordered. made with a super-rich blend of oils, real ground coffee for gentle exfoliation and natural color, and scented with a delicious combo of coffee and vanilla (think Trademarked Overpriced Quasi-Italian Blended Frozen Espresso Drink,) this bar should carry you through until your actual coffee kicks in. and if not? at least you’ll be clean."
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
OH NOES I'M BACK AGAIN!
So I just stumbled across THE BEST t-shirt shop this side of Zion!
It is called 8 Apparel!
LOL I know what I'm getting Paul for Christmas! Oh snap have I not come across something this funny since I got Paul This t-shirt as part of his Christmas as a jab and tongue-in-check lol at LDS male culture a Christmas or two ago. And guess what his P-day tees from me will be *insert EVIL older sister Grinch like grin here* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Some of my favorite tees:
*Must plaster kid brother with funny t-shirt that make other wonder about his sanity (all the while knowing they should be questioning mine instead)*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!111
OH MAN EDIT:
I just stumbled across another site/store and this one is just as good (bad!?)lol!
Seriously So Blessed
*A MEGA SHOUT GOES UP FROM ACROSS ZION AND MOST OF ALL FROM PROVO* to quote the Craig's fan gurl fan club (hee hee hee @ Craig)
It is called 8 Apparel!
LOL I know what I'm getting Paul for Christmas! Oh snap have I not come across something this funny since I got Paul This t-shirt as part of his Christmas as a jab and tongue-in-check lol at LDS male culture a Christmas or two ago. And guess what his P-day tees from me will be *insert EVIL older sister Grinch like grin here* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Some of my favorite tees:
*Must plaster kid brother with funny t-shirt that make other wonder about his sanity (all the while knowing they should be questioning mine instead)*
OH MAN EDIT:
I just stumbled across another site/store and this one is just as good (bad!?)lol!
Seriously So Blessed
*A MEGA SHOUT GOES UP FROM ACROSS ZION AND MOST OF ALL FROM PROVO* to quote the Craig's fan gurl fan club (hee hee hee @ Craig)
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